Nothing says “I know you’re a lying scumbag” quite like . Made from all the usual suspects – prawns, tofu puffs, coconut cream and egg noodles – plus commercial laksa paste, it’s a quick and delicious way to end things. For extra kicks, lace your lover’s bowl with chilli and watch them sweat.![Malaysian laksa (cheat's laksa)](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/KC_Malaysian-laksa-2.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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Cheat's Malaysian laksa Source: Alan Benson
Smooth out your anger with a meringue-smashing session and create an . Usually layered with fruit and cream, this version from takes a different (read: banoffee) approach, favouring .![Dulce de leche Eton mess](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/DULCE-DE-LECHE-ETON-MESS_0.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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For an impressive twist on bolognese, try ’s . When making the potato pillows and/or splitting with your spouse, remember Tama’s advice: “Show no fear”.![reddesireegnocchi-02.jpg](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/reddesireegnocchi-02.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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To prevent a heated argument from occurring, turn to . Hailing from the Sichuan province, this tongue-numbing dish is heaving with chillies and Sichuan peppercorns. Via ![Chengdu-style-pork-spare-ribs.jpg](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/Chengdu-style-pork-spare-ribs.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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This simple from features dried shrimp, cherry tomatoes, roasted peanuts and green or snake beans. For separation purposes, stick with the latter.![Carrot and cucumber som tam](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/bowl_somtam.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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This som tam is a great veg-heavy salads Source: Hachette Australia
If you’re looking for the perfect “summer separation” dish, try ’ . It’s a simple, yet satisfying, decision that won’t leave you with a smidgen of regret. Via ![barbecued-lamb-with-zucchini-mint-and-feta-salad.jpg](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/barbecued-lamb-with-zucchini-mint-and-feta-salad.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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Made from nutmeg, cinnamon, peppercorns and allspice, lends itself to poultry, meat and seafood. Here we’ve served it with , and a few cutting remarks. Via ![Jerk-spiced pork chops with sweet potato salad](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/jerk_pork_0007_A0.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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Feel like you’ve nothing left to give? Put the point across by serving . Here pairs the roasted offal with .![RoastedBoneMarrowWithPorciniButter-01.jpg](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/RoastedBoneMarrowWithPorciniButter-01_0.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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Stuffed with , then sealed in a salt dough crust, is succulent and bang-on in the flavour stakes. You’ll need to break the crust with a hammer. If you’d like to create a spectacle, do this in front of your dinner guest. Via ![Dinner-and-a-Movie-BeggarsChicken-0221.jpg](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/Dinner-and-a-Movie-BeggarsChicken-0221.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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This Jewish dish from was originally made with goose livers, but beef and chicken work just as well. The mix of makes for a lovely break-up starter. In other words, give ‘em the schmalz (poultry fat), then tell ‘em to waltz.![SBS03_p42c.jpg](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/SBS03_p42c.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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A clever way to prevent protests or pleas is to announce “I’m breaking up with you” while carving . Serve the marinated meat with a cold beverage and plenty of sob-sating bread.![Here's a handy shortcut to try.](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/peruvian-style-chicken.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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Here's a handy shortcut to try. Source: China Squirrel
Pack a punch (and pun) with the pièce de résistance of break-up desserts, the formidable . ’s adults-only version combines traditional banana and ice-cream with .![Banana-Split_rgb.jpg](https://sbs-au-brightspot.s3.amazonaws.com/drupal/food/public/Banana-Split_rgb.jpg?imwidth=1280)
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